“The Sports Guy” Bill Simmons once equated being a Chargers fan with being a battered wife in a Lifetime movie of the week. You always think that the husband (or in this case the team) has changed, that they are not going to break your heart and beat you into the ground like every previous time (usually around the playoffs). But last night was exceptional.

The only thing that might get me through it is watching this ridiculous clip of the former governor exclaiming “Go Chahhhgehhs…go.”